Critterature: The Next High-Tech Generation

Imagine, if you possibly can,
The primate called orangutan.
A great many people admire his cuteness;
They don't even seem to mind his hirsuteness.
His arms are too long so his shirts never fit right,
And his legs are so bowed that he scarcely can sit right.
But for honey or figs high up in a tree,
Those long arms are perfect for plucking, you see.
So unless you're a barber or tailor man,
There's no need to pity orangutan.

He's been seen on the news with his latest fad,
He was learning to use an Apple iPad*.
So if you wanna find out what he's gonna do next,
You can friend him on Facebook or send him a text.

*Per the Smithsonian Zoo, Jan. 2013. Obviously, dear readers, this piece was written a few years ago. Don't know why it took so long to make it to the PS site.
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Delaney Avatar
January 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
So funny Jim: You could do a book of these, Your’e very good. SuZ
Slaughter Avatar
January 28, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Thanks, SuZ. I may get around to that one day.
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January 16, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Excellent rhymes here..
Slaughter Avatar
January 17, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Thanks, S O. I wonder which carrier he uses...
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