Timothy Mcguire Poet Limerick

Crab Dance

there once was a crab from the pacific
whos lovemaking prowess was terrific
he had so many offspring
was the most amazing thing
for no other crab was more prolific

the other crabs were so jealous you know
they followed him wherever he would go
they watched his fancy love dance
snapping claws during romance
Boy oh boy did he sure put on a show

Two Sea Themed Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
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Kim Merryman August 19, 2019 at 2:31 PM Back to congratulate you on your win! Blessings, Kim

Andrea Dietrich August 18, 2019 at 8:50 PM the first stanza had some great funny rhymes with Pacific. I asked for only one limerick; otherwise you may have scored higher with this cute writing. Timothy Mcguire August 19, 2019 at 9:46 PM Thank you Andrea. Ill read the instructions better next time :)

Kim Rodrigues August 11, 2019 at 7:30 AM Congratulations on your win, Timothy! Too funny! Timothy Mcguire August 12, 2019 at 4:59 PM Thank you Kim!

Robert L. Hinshaw August 8, 2019 at 10:58 AM Congrats for your well-deserved win for this very witty lim! Timothy Mcguire August 8, 2019 at 5:07 PM Thanks Robert!

Tom Cunningham August 8, 2019 at 1:59 AM Nothing crabby about this one lol. Congratulations on your win Timothy. Tom Timothy Mcguire August 8, 2019 at 2:28 AM Thanks mate!

Curtis Moorman August 7, 2019 at 10:00 PM Timothy, this is another of your great renderings. What an honor to be on the winning side with such a great poet as you. Timothy Mcguire August 8, 2019 at 2:38 AM You are kind. Thanks for the kind words. You are a good person.

Jeanne Mcgee August 7, 2019 at 8:02 PM Nice show here to for a win with your crab dance. Congrats! Timothy Mcguire August 7, 2019 at 8:56 PM Thank you Jeanne

Line Gauthier August 7, 2019 at 7:32 PM Hey! Back with well deserved congrats on your podium finish, Timothy. Timothy Mcguire August 7, 2019 at 8:57 PM Thank you so much Line!

Jan Allison August 7, 2019 at 6:21 PM what hilarious imagery Timothy,many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Timothy Mcguire August 7, 2019 at 8:57 PM Thank you Jan!

Tania Kitchin August 7, 2019 at 5:51 PM Tim congratulations on your winning placement, this is a very funny and cute and makes me chuckle! Timothy Mcguire August 7, 2019 at 8:57 PM I am glad I gave you a Chuckle! :)

Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 7:31 PM LOL very cute set of limericks, Timothy. Timothy Mcguire August 5, 2019 at 8:08 PM thank you Miss Line!

Lindsay Laurie July 30, 2019 at 11:36 PM G'day Timothy … there must have been Viagra in that part of the ocean - thanks for the giggle Timothy - Lindsay Timothy Mcguire July 31, 2019 at 12:07 AM Viagra? Is that a type of fish?

Kim Merryman July 30, 2019 at 4:37 PM I enjoyed this, Timothy! Sounds like quite the crab! Kim M. Timothy Mcguire July 30, 2019 at 5:20 PM The best! Thanks Kim!

Kim Rodrigues July 30, 2019 at 9:46 AM Oh boy! Timothy Mcguire July 30, 2019 at 10:03 AM Oh boy is right miss Kim! Thank you.