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Crab Dance

there once was a crab from the pacific
whos lovemaking prowess was terrific
he had so many offspring
was the most amazing thing
for no other crab was more prolific

the other crabs were so jealous you know
they followed him wherever he would go
they watched his fancy love dance
snapping claws during romance
Boy oh boy did he sure put on a show

Two Sea Themed Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
7/29/190

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Kim Merryman Date: 8/19/2019 2:31:00 PM Back to congratulate you on your win! Blessings, Kim Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/18/2019 8:50:00 PM the first stanza had some great funny rhymes with Pacific. I asked for only one limerick; otherwise you may have scored higher with this cute writing. Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/19/2019 9:46:00 PM Thank you Andrea. Ill read the instructions better next time :)

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/11/2019 7:30:00 AM Congratulations on your win, Timothy! Too funny! Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/12/2019 4:59:00 PM Thank you Kim!

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 8/8/2019 10:58:00 AM Congrats for your well-deserved win for this very witty lim! Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/8/2019 5:07:00 PM Thanks Robert!

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/8/2019 1:59:00 AM Nothing crabby about this one lol. Congratulations on your win Timothy. Tom Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/8/2019 2:28:00 AM Thanks mate!

Curtis Moorman Date: 8/7/2019 10:00:00 PM Timothy, this is another of your great renderings. What an honor to be on the winning side with such a great poet as you. Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/8/2019 2:38:00 AM You are kind. Thanks for the kind words. You are a good person.

Jeanne Mcgee Date: 8/7/2019 8:02:00 PM Nice show here to for a win with your crab dance. Congrats! Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/7/2019 8:56:00 PM Thank you Jeanne

Line Gauthier Date: 8/7/2019 7:32:00 PM Hey! Back with well deserved congrats on your podium finish, Timothy. Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM Thank you so much Line!

Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2019 6:21:00 PM what hilarious imagery Timothy,many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM Thank you Jan!

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/7/2019 5:51:00 PM Tim congratulations on your winning placement, this is a very funny and cute and makes me chuckle! Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM I am glad I gave you a Chuckle! :)

Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 7:31:00 PM LOL very cute set of limericks, Timothy. Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/5/2019 8:08:00 PM thank you Miss Line!

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/30/2019 11:36:00 PM G'day Timothy … there must have been Viagra in that part of the ocean - thanks for the giggle Timothy - Lindsay Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 7/31/2019 12:07:00 AM Viagra? Is that a type of fish?

Kim Merryman Date: 7/30/2019 4:37:00 PM I enjoyed this, Timothy! Sounds like quite the crab! Kim M. Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 7/30/2019 5:20:00 PM The best! Thanks Kim!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/30/2019 9:46:00 AM Oh boy! Login to Reply Timothy Mcguire Date: 7/30/2019 10:03:00 AM Oh boy is right miss Kim! Thank you.