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Crab Dance

there once was a crab from the pacific whos lovemaking prowess was terrific he had so many offspring was the most amazing thing for no other crab was more prolific the other crabs were so jealous you know they followed him wherever he would go they watched his fancy love dance snapping claws during romance Boy oh boy did he sure put on a show Two Sea Themed Limericks Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin 7/29/190

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Date: 8/19/2019 2:31:00 PM
Back to congratulate you on your win! Blessings, Kim
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Date: 8/18/2019 8:50:00 PM
the first stanza had some great funny rhymes with Pacific. I asked for only one limerick; otherwise you may have scored higher with this cute writing.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/19/2019 9:46:00 PM
Thank you Andrea. Ill read the instructions better next time :)
Date: 8/11/2019 7:30:00 AM
Congratulations on your win, Timothy! Too funny!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/12/2019 4:59:00 PM
Thank you Kim!
Date: 8/8/2019 10:58:00 AM
Congrats for your well-deserved win for this very witty lim!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/8/2019 5:07:00 PM
Thanks Robert!
Date: 8/8/2019 1:59:00 AM
Nothing crabby about this one lol. Congratulations on your win Timothy. Tom
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/8/2019 2:28:00 AM
Thanks mate!
Date: 8/7/2019 10:00:00 PM
Timothy, this is another of your great renderings. What an honor to be on the winning side with such a great poet as you.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/8/2019 2:38:00 AM
You are kind. Thanks for the kind words. You are a good person.
Date: 8/7/2019 8:02:00 PM
Nice show here to for a win with your crab dance. Congrats!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2019 8:56:00 PM
Thank you Jeanne
Date: 8/7/2019 7:32:00 PM
Hey! Back with well deserved congrats on your podium finish, Timothy.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM
Thank you so much Line!
Date: 8/7/2019 6:21:00 PM
what hilarious imagery Timothy,many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM
Thank you Jan!
Date: 8/7/2019 5:51:00 PM
Tim congratulations on your winning placement, this is a very funny and cute and makes me chuckle!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2019 8:57:00 PM
I am glad I gave you a Chuckle! :)
Date: 8/5/2019 7:31:00 PM
LOL very cute set of limericks, Timothy.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/5/2019 8:08:00 PM
thank you Miss Line!
Date: 7/30/2019 11:36:00 PM
G'day Timothy … there must have been Viagra in that part of the ocean - thanks for the giggle Timothy - Lindsay
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/31/2019 12:07:00 AM
Viagra? Is that a type of fish?
Date: 7/30/2019 4:37:00 PM
I enjoyed this, Timothy! Sounds like quite the crab! Kim M.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/30/2019 5:20:00 PM
The best! Thanks Kim!
Date: 7/30/2019 9:46:00 AM
Oh boy!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/30/2019 10:03:00 AM
Oh boy is right miss Kim! Thank you.

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