Cow Pie

There's a cow pie in the yard.
So what do you think?
Is it bull?

(Cow pie is American slang for cow dung & "bull" is the
abbreviated form of a vulgar word meaning something foolish
or useless. Anyway, it's a play on words that I hope translates
ok for the non native English speakers here)

For Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest on Quinzaine Poems
and now for PD's "any poem under 5 lines #1" - Poetry Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 5/16/2015 12:38:00 PM
lollllll yes so funny
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Date: 8/28/2014 9:47:00 AM
Good question. Congratulations on your win,Andrea!
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Date: 8/28/2014 9:29:00 AM
Unique write Andrea ! Congrats on ur awesome win!
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Date: 8/28/2014 8:36:00 AM
Congrats on your win my lovely friend. Loved always, bl
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Date: 8/27/2014 10:25:00 PM
Haha.......nice one Andrea....congrats on your win
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Date: 8/27/2014 5:05:00 AM
great humour Andrea and a fab win many congrats:-) hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2014 11:36:00 AM
You got on the list that's the main thing and the poem will get read - that to me is winning! Hugs Jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/27/2014 8:56:00 AM
jan, what is fab about his win? I think I got HM. hahaha
Date: 8/26/2014 10:33:00 PM
They used to sell a huge pastry on the coffee truck that we called a "cow flop". thanks for the play on words and the chuckle.
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Date: 8/26/2014 9:53:00 PM
Andrea :) Congratulations! Thank you for supporting my under 5 lines or less contest. Enjoy my blog "One Hard Word" when and if you have time. Always ~ LINDA ~
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Date: 9/18/2013 10:05:00 AM
Very clever.
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Date: 11/1/2012 4:32:00 PM
clever poem, we callked them when i was young, Cowclaps
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Date: 8/4/2011 1:56:00 PM
I think I've read all your recent posts - wanted to read this one again - it still made me chuckle, LOL. Poor old Desperate Dan with his cow pie every meal...
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Date: 7/18/2011 1:44:00 PM
Wow Andrea the title was the best part I know from personal esperiance about a cow pie.I wanted to say your a good friend to me and congrats to you on your win so thanks for all your wonderful comments.~LOTS OF LOVE~Teresa
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Date: 7/18/2011 7:58:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your win in the contest of Dr. Ram Mehta "Quinzaine" Love, Carol
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Date: 7/17/2011 8:03:00 PM
Hi Andrea, I like your poem. I think you may be looking in the field in front of my house. I live in the country, so I know Cow pies! Lee
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Date: 7/16/2011 4:10:00 PM
Oh deer how, sad its queer, i betta change me undies, hermaphradites in hevvin here, i'll be gone by monday:) Don
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Date: 7/16/2011 9:17:00 AM
Andrea - we are like brother and sister in this. I have several poems all about the gas that could be generated from cows. Perhaps I can post a few for you. Mike
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Date: 7/16/2011 8:38:00 AM
Many congratulations Andrea on your win in Dr. Rams contest :)
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Date: 7/16/2011 3:46:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea, okay you made me read it again lol ;) lfde Wilma
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Date: 7/15/2011 6:38:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on a big second place win with this cow pie luv.. knew it would be top of the charts ...many kudos for originality luv..
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Date: 7/15/2011 5:56:00 PM
yep remember the days where we had to watch out for the cow pie especially bringing the cows home to milk. ha ha. love phyl
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Date: 7/15/2011 3:22:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Andrea! So funny!
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Date: 7/15/2011 2:43:00 PM
Thanks for the note below as it was beyond my comprehension the word Cow Pie hahahah, Congrats, Andrea
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Date: 7/14/2011 2:53:00 PM
LOL, no, I didn't know the meaning of cow pie! Over here, there's a popular comic book cowboy character called Desperate Dan and he eats cow pie (but it's a huge pastry dish, complete with horns!) I understood bull - we say bullshit. So I grew up on a cowboy eating dung...
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Date: 7/14/2011 5:46:00 AM
super cool and clever piece Andrea.. luv that reference of cow pie ..when it really means something else..haha.. good luck in the contest with this original and unique piece luv.. and Ron really cooks all that sausage stuff more than me.. my men luv eating meat all the time..oh.. me..veggies.. .ah..
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Date: 7/14/2011 2:58:00 AM
inspirations can come from anywhere and this is proof and that's no bull. Great poem for the 753 contest. I think it is already turning out to be very interesting and as with your post entertaining as well! looks like a winner to me ( but of course I was raised on a farm) : )
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