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Couplets

Politicians Wanted
must be sly
able to lie.

Naturist's Ball
nothing to wear
just come bare.

Rest In Peace
quick sudden death
grim reaper met.

One To many
all night boozing
all day snoozing.

Undocked
puppies For Sale
complete with tail.

Nigerian Lottery
notification of win
for recycle bin.

Downpour
saturated old Bella
forgot her umbrella.

Hard Landing
Jim's bad luck
cord was stuck.

In A Drift
Stuck in snow
Waiting for tow

Go Large
Extra French fries
Big fat thighs





Written 19th September 2018






Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 9/22/2018 3:27:00 PM
You have done a remarkable job, Tom! Very creative, to say the least! Will definitely see these on the winners' list! Regards // paul
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/22/2018 3:59:00 PM
Thank you very much Paul. Glad you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 7:34:00 PM
G'day Tom … opposites falling into place nicely for you Tom. Short, sweet, and to the point - thanks Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/20/2018 3:08:00 AM
Thank you Lindsay, never wrote a couplet before so its a first for me. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 9:13:00 AM
these are wonderful, tom! best of luck in the contest...
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 9:18:00 AM
Thank you Ilene, first attempt I hope I got it right. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 7:33:00 AM
Lol! Well done my friend! A winner already :)) my best to you Tom! xomo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:46:00 AM
Thank you very much Maureen, happy you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 7:26:00 AM
Well written couplets, Tom. Perfect descriptions adorned with humor and wit.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:46:00 AM
Thank you Vijay, of course politicians don't lie really lol. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 5:24:00 AM
Witty and entertaining couplets dear, Tom! Much liked!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:39:00 AM
Thank you Demetrios , I had never written one before so it was a challenge. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 4:46:00 AM
Excellent! A fun read! My favorite was “Downpour”
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 7:38:00 AM
Thanks Kim, I've been soaked many a time so Bella gets my sympathy lol. Tom
Date: 9/19/2018 3:53:00 AM
Haha... This is really good... funny little snippets!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2018 3:57:00 AM
Thanks S.O., Glad you enjoyed them. (loved yours an Maureens tribute to our good friend, had an email off him and he said if he was up to it he would look in, hope he does, I miss his humour) Tom