Couch Blues (John Popper Rules!)

I was sitting on the couch with my cousin yesterday
watching old reruns of wonder-woman
eating funyans
and shootin' the breeze.

I said to him
"yo cuz, did you know that tv causes brain cancer?"

He didn't respond.

a couple of minutes later, when I lit a cigarette, he asked me
"Do you suppose Wonder Woman's boobs are real?"

"Nah,"I said."those are just pixels."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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September 23, 2009 at 9:04 AM
i love this sweet poem,he thinking of wonderwoman, you thinking of that ugly word cancer,then you smoke and he doesnt think of cancer,noo,ow no Wonder woman..:)great minds not always think alike!this poem is full of sweet humuor,thanks for the laugh..i used to watch wonder woman too,those were the days,thanks for this poem,welcome to the soup site,--Charma
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