Cornfields Have Ears

Mother warned 
Never make love in a cornfield
For the corn-- has ears 
And they just may tell...

Upon hearing this 
I laughed and replied mom
They might have ears 
But they do not have lips 
With which to speak...

Not so fast, Careful daughter said she with a smile
They have husks that are tough 
And when shucked the silk and shucks will make you tell

Yeah, I've ran through the fields 
Playing hide and seek
The itch form those husks --
Sure did make me shriek...

Ahh… Shucks... I guess you're right Mama
You don't have to worry about me
With great bliss--I promise you this... 
I'll never make love in a cornfield.




Comments:  The lesson was corny but true to form as I will never make love nor hide in a 
field of corn -- ears and all 0;-)
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Anish Avatar
December 24, 2008 at 4:53 PM
Interesting poem - Did you grow up on a farm? Yours Matthew Anish
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December 13, 2008 at 5:49 PM
A charming piece Adell! You'd better heed your mom!! Best wishes, Keith
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November 12, 2008 at 4:25 PM
I got a chuckle out of this one. The informal style works well to convey your thoughts in this one. Thank you for sharing it with us. Keep on writing. Karen
Winter Avatar
October 20, 2008 at 5:56 AM
Dear Adell, this is too precious. A heartfelt memory written with such love. Thank you for your comment on "Regret". Just so you know my loss was not very recent, but that poem has been wanting to come out for some time now. I so appreciate your words of comfort. Many blessings to you and yours. Love, Shar
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October 16, 2008 at 4:32 PM
What a cute poem!! Just a thought...but it would also be pretty uncomfortable out there...kind of prickly!! :o) Carrie
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October 16, 2008 at 11:01 AM
This is funny. Ill have to share it with Janice. Nicely written like the personal touch. blessings Michael
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