Consummate Exemplary Graduate Invites Kudos

Nonetheless suicidal ideations severely whipsaw punctuate, lacerate, assassinate frescoed fiasco failure grimly livingsocial ah...that dull cutlery eyed with temptation one painful thrust hemorrhaging, whereby carpeting permanently stained blood red, (security deposit forsaken) cremation ought not outrageously expensive, I subsequently chickened out imposing eternity of fire and brimstone self condemnation, denunciation, excoriation gently tested as serrated knife made contact against flesh of left arm..., no strength prevails this Father's Day 2019 beset with gravity of black hole son wracked fiasco frescoed across psyche adrip with bajillion pearl jammed tears aghast at blank tabula rasa with few hashtag marks evincing feeble effort contrasted with abundant adventure awaiting eldest daughter agog at countless opportunities availed since... her birth, when she exhibited above average intelligence made bee line high school International Baccalaureate program (at Lower Merion) testament, asper flying colors one keystone linkedin destiny toward eventual linchpin, viz IVY League University (handsome financial aid package allotted), plus exemplary academic job well done, now finds blessed progeny enroute to west coast (sharing pricey apartment with emma man hint beau), whereat this papa overjoyed at bountiful, delightful, faithful indomitable laudable achievement starkly aware how bleak and forlorn hogtied hobbled horrid mine existence never knowing "seat of spongebob squarepants" experience analogous to rite of passage gaining positive result regarding electric kool aid battery operated litmus test forging steely mettle comprising organic entity NON GMO, nor gluten free genetic gifted body, mind, and spirit attaining inherent maximization allowing, enabling and providing decades to acquire financial means to enjoy relative versus countless squandered prospects yours truly (me) neglected to cultivate leaving barren an existence not worth trumpeting!