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Confession, I Beat My Wife

I am ashamed
I know what I have done is a sin
I can only hope the gods will forgive me
She will never forgive my evil deeds
No need to plead
Time and time again, I have aggressively acted
I can only hold my head in shame
Yes I have beaten my wife
Over and over and over
Twenty times at last count
I have beaten her to the fridge
I was first to the ice cream, no matter the flavor
But justice was always served
She would tickle me
Until that luscious erotic bowl of ice cream
Fell into her lap
We both laughing at our naughty little sins

Ice cream kisses……………

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Mona Karaki February 14, 2015 at 8:48 AM What a twist!! Keep beating lol

Andrea Dietrich February 12, 2015 at 11:26 PM hahaha. This was really clever. Love it!

Paul Callus February 9, 2015 at 8:52 AM Reeled in by the title...pleased to find something totally different than I imagined! Ice cream kisses huh...! // paul

Robert Johnson February 8, 2015 at 8:34 PM Now that's a title that will draw you in. So glad it was just a little bit of fun. As we know all too well, that's not always the case. Sadly. Hope you find someone to beat to the fridge soon. Peace. :) Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 8:44 PM Thanks Robert, That was the idea!!!!! :)

Charmaine Chircop February 8, 2015 at 12:24 PM I had steam coming out of my little nostrils,wind from my ears,anf fumes from my mouth.My palms were already sweatyin protest when I ted yhe first part,but when I read it till the end and saw the cheeky twist..I had a huge smile covering my face.A great poem,entertaining! : ) Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 3:17 PM LOL That was the idea Charmaine! And of course had it been true I would have been fuming as well, that form of violence is truly disgusting, I always believe humor is a great way, to make people talk about dark hidden topics. hugs!

Tim Smith February 8, 2015 at 10:35 AM Delightfully delicious...you scared me with the title... Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 3:17 PM That was the idea!!! Cheers

Aiyah Torres February 8, 2015 at 9:27 AM wew !!! .. this is tough ,my friend Vaso!! .. very well created.. I was surprised in the ending!! .. fabulous!! tim hortons... it's great! :')0 Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 3:18 PM Thanks Aiyah, yes here in Canada Tim Horton's is a very popular coffee shop place!

Demetrios Trifiatis February 8, 2015 at 7:54 AM May you always beat her my friend, she will be delighted for she would have a husband so vigorous and virile! Witty and for that a seven! Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 3:19 PM Thanks Demetrios, of course all pure fiction, as I have no wife.

Connie Marcum Wong February 8, 2015 at 12:20 AM Made me laugh and I needed that as I say good night. Great humor in this one. Cheers, Connie Arthur Vaso February 8, 2015 at 3:21 PM Well I hope you and your husband are doing well, and laughter is what life is all about!

Casarah Nance February 7, 2015 at 9:59 PM LOL ur cute! Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 10:00 PM ahhhh you are so sweet , yes me and the hunch back of notre dame!!!!

John Lawless February 7, 2015 at 8:56 PM Arthur, you ran along the edge quite ballet like with the title and picture, drew us in and then.....nicely done. Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 8:58 PM Thanks, that was the idea! cheers

Seren Roberts February 7, 2015 at 6:25 PM lol clever one ny friend .....Seren Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 7:31 PM We are all very clever in New York!!!!!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 7, 2015 at 6:16 PM Oh this is naughty but cute, Arthur! I have to admit I breathed I sigh of relief before I laughed. Hugs, Rhonda Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 7:29 PM Thanks Rhonda, I was aiming for Shock, then smiles, I know is a serious topic, my humor is not to belittle it, but to make people discuss it!!

Dorian Petersen Potter February 7, 2015 at 12:20 PM Very nice pen Arthur! This one made me smile, very funny piece, my dearest friend. I enjoyed it! A 7 from me! Have a very lovely weekend! :) Love n hugs! xxx D. Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 7:31 PM and thank you too Dorian

Jan Allison February 7, 2015 at 12:10 PM oh the title pulled me in Arthur and I begin to worry... but I love the twist at the end of the poem Hugs jan xx 7 xx (hope she has a BOWL of ice cream not a bowel lol) will remove this bit when you correct it lol Jan Allison February 7, 2015 at 8:04 PM I would get rid of the ice cream images Arthur - it spoils the twist at the end of the poem for me anyway:-) Hugs jan xxx Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 7:58 PM Well I sure laughed at that full paw!!! Jan Allison February 7, 2015 at 12:18 PM will keep it there so you and i can share a laugh - bet that cooled your ardour lol:-) hugs jan xx Arthur Vaso February 7, 2015 at 12:14 PM hahahahah why? That's as hilarious as the poem itself!!! I had to eat some humble pie, and that inspired me to this poem! Have a few more photos at attach a bit later