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Confession, I Beat My Wife

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I am ashamed I know what I have done is a sin I can only hope the gods will forgive me She will never forgive my evil deeds No need to plead Time and time again, I have aggressively acted I can only hold my head in shame Yes I have beaten my wife Over and over and over Twenty times at last count I have beaten her to the fridge I was first to the ice cream, no matter the flavor But justice was always served She would tickle me Until that luscious erotic bowl of ice cream Fell into her lap We both laughing at our naughty little sins Ice cream kisses……………

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Mona Karaki

Date: 2/14/2015 8:48:00 AM

What a twist!! Keep beating lol

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/12/2015 11:26:00 PM

hahaha. This was really clever. Love it!

Paul Callus

Date: 2/9/2015 8:52:00 AM

Reeled in by the title...pleased to find something totally different than I imagined! Ice cream kisses huh...! // paul

Robert Johnson

Date: 2/8/2015 8:34:00 PM

Now that's a title that will draw you in. So glad it was just a little bit of fun. As we know all too well, that's not always the case. Sadly. Hope you find someone to beat to the fridge soon. Peace. :)

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 8:44:00 PM

Thanks Robert, That was the idea!!!!! :)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 2/8/2015 12:24:00 PM

I had steam coming out of my little nostrils,wind from my ears,anf fumes from my mouth.My palms were already sweatyin protest when I ted yhe first part,but when I read it till the end and saw the cheeky twist..I had a huge smile covering my face.A great poem,entertaining! : )

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 3:17:00 PM

LOL That was the idea Charmaine! And of course had it been true I would have been fuming as well, that form of violence is truly disgusting, I always believe humor is a great way, to make people talk about dark hidden topics. hugs!

Tim Smith

Date: 2/8/2015 10:35:00 AM

Delightfully delicious...you scared me with the title...

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 3:17:00 PM

That was the idea!!! Cheers

Aiyah Torres

Date: 2/8/2015 9:27:00 AM

wew !!! .. this is tough ,my friend Vaso!! .. very well created.. I was surprised in the ending!! .. fabulous!! tim hortons... it's great! :')0

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 3:18:00 PM

Thanks Aiyah, yes here in Canada Tim Horton's is a very popular coffee shop place!

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 2/8/2015 7:54:00 AM

May you always beat her my friend, she will be delighted for she would have a husband so vigorous and virile! Witty and for that a seven!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 3:19:00 PM

Thanks Demetrios, of course all pure fiction, as I have no wife.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/8/2015 12:20:00 AM

Made me laugh and I needed that as I say good night. Great humor in this one. Cheers, Connie

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/8/2015 3:21:00 PM

Well I hope you and your husband are doing well, and laughter is what life is all about!

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/7/2015 9:59:00 PM

LOL ur cute!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 10:00:00 PM

ahhhh you are so sweet , yes me and the hunch back of notre dame!!!!

John Lawless

Date: 2/7/2015 8:56:00 PM

Arthur, you ran along the edge quite ballet like with the title and picture, drew us in and then.....nicely done.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 8:58:00 PM

Thanks, that was the idea! cheers

Seren Roberts

Date: 2/7/2015 6:25:00 PM

lol clever one ny friend .....Seren

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 7:31:00 PM

We are all very clever in New York!!!!!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 2/7/2015 6:16:00 PM

Oh this is naughty but cute, Arthur! I have to admit I breathed I sigh of relief before I laughed. Hugs, Rhonda

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 7:29:00 PM

Thanks Rhonda, I was aiming for Shock, then smiles, I know is a serious topic, my humor is not to belittle it, but to make people discuss it!!

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/7/2015 12:31:00 PM

I really like the poem but I would lose the picture because it's so graphic that it takes away from the levity of the piece.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 2:23:00 PM

I would have wee peek again!!

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 2/7/2015 12:20:00 PM

Very nice pen Arthur! This one made me smile, very funny piece, my dearest friend. I enjoyed it! A 7 from me! Have a very lovely weekend! :) Love n hugs! xxx D.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 7:31:00 PM

and thank you too Dorian

Jan Allison

Date: 2/7/2015 12:10:00 PM

oh the title pulled me in Arthur and I begin to worry... but I love the twist at the end of the poem Hugs jan xx 7 xx (hope she has a BOWL of ice cream not a bowel lol) will remove this bit when you correct it lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/7/2015 8:04:00 PM

I would get rid of the ice cream images Arthur - it spoils the twist at the end of the poem for me anyway:-) Hugs jan xxx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 7:58:00 PM

Well I sure laughed at that full paw!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/7/2015 12:18:00 PM

will keep it there so you and i can share a laugh - bet that cooled your ardour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/7/2015 12:14:00 PM

hahahahah why? That's as hilarious as the poem itself!!! I had to eat some humble pie, and that inspired me to this poem! Have a few more photos at attach a bit later