Concept

Concept When people were invented by Mother Nature, she came up with an added twist. She thought it was funny. It wasn't. It was this: she made people argue, row, fall out and disagree. The killer was brilliant; it was over small things. For example: a man scratches his brother's bike. Result, a big row; another is a girl smiling at her sister's partner for a second too long. Result, a big cat fight. Big things like people losing their houses, jobs or lives resulted in less arguments. Mother Nature was a moo cow when she programmed this into us. Now who's got my frigging pen? When I find out who, there's going to be hell to pay.