Come Up N's

At work when I was through cleaning
I grabbed two empty jugs I dropped 
When I saw three women talking,
I came up behind them and stopped

I said, "Just look at those big jugs"
They turned around when they heard that
I held up the jugs with a smile
In unison they said, "Oh, Pat!"

I turned and bumped into the boss
He asked me, "What did you just say?"
"Oh, uh, nothing", I just stammered
As I left, giggles faded away!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
September 29, 2019 at 8:54 PM
Hello PAT … and here was I thinking it was the jugs that you held in your hands. I giggled quite a bit when the penny dropped - thanks for the humour Pat - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
September 30, 2019 at 3:08 PM
Snuck up on ya huh?.........Sometimes it be like that!.....80)
Wolf Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 7:52 PM
Once more with feeling: "OH, PAT!" Smiles, Gershon
Adams Avatar
September 25, 2019 at 2:52 PM
Ha! Good one! Glad you like it my friend.......Pat
Green Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 12:43 PM
That was funny. Really nice, loved the humor.
Adams Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 12:54 PM
Thanks Chris! Sometimes weird stuff that comes out of my head isn't as funny to others as it seems to me. Maybe they could lighten up I figure!.............pat
Wood Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 10:01 AM
Boss are such mood-killers! It's almost as if our showing up every day isn't enough. They want us to work too! ??? Funny on Pat!
Adams Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 12:29 PM
Thanks Dean. You're right, a whole different mind set for some reason!........80)
Rodrigues Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 8:09 AM
Oh no you didn’t. And you’ve been caught.
Adams Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 12:28 PM
Caught is the bad part!....oh well......pat
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