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Cold Turkey

When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean. Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without nicotine. The last time you quit, you threw the microwave and hit me in the head. I was out for days, the doctor thought that I was dead. You washed my clothes in gasoline and when I put the on, you lit a match. You become a ***** when you quit cold turkey, use a damn nicotine patch! (This is a fictional poem)

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Date: 1/10/2015 5:33:00 PM
G'day Randy... Oh mate... I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall. Smoking is bad enough, but giving up is worse... nicotine patches for a birthday gift I suggest. Regards Lindsay
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