Coke Zero
Coke Zero is now my soft drink of choice
Zero calories is the key to success
Some genius on high finally figured it out
Coke without calories is the best!
The guy that came up with this brilliant stroke
Earned a dirty big bunch of Coke shares
For blokes like me who are trying to cut down
It's the answer to us guy's prayers
Now all we're missing is a Caramilk Zero
That would surely complete the trend
Imagine a chocolate bar that's healthy for you
I'd stick to this diet to the end
“That's pretty silly!” I heard someone say
“A chocolate bar without the bad stuff”
Relax my good fellows it's only a dream
Convincing us would surely be tough
So I really don't think it's such a great idea
But I'd give 'em a high five for trying
Downside of attempting to lose some weight
For all that bad stuff I'd be dying
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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