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Coffee Creamer

I awoke in a fright
From my sleep last night
It must have been a bad dream
Could we possibly be out of coffee cream

Oh no, say it ain't so
But it appears as though
My wife went to Walmart
and had a big  brain fart

Please rectify this my dear
I want coffee creamer, not beer
My coffee is bad
without adding a tad

Please bring creamer for the refrigerator
and I will see you a bit later
Drive safely my dear
and don't hit a deer in the rear.

Copyright © Bob Beaman | Year Posted 2017

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Rusty Coker Date: 2/10/2017 9:16:00 AM Sounds like some old fart that doesn't want to put his shoes on and go get his own creamer. Hints of a self centered, egotistical grey haired s.o.b Login to Reply Bob Beaman Date: 2/10/2017 9:19:00 AM Thanks Rusty, since Walmart is 11 miles one way from the house and the wife was already in town with a shopping list and e-mail reminding her that we were out of creamer. It seemed the logical thing to do. Actually your comment is spot on.......