Bob Beaman Poet Rhyme

Coffee Creamer

I awoke in a fright
From my sleep last night
It must have been a bad dream
Could we possibly be out of coffee cream

Oh no, say it ain't so
But it appears as though
My wife went to Walmart
and had a big  brain fart

Please rectify this my dear
I want coffee creamer, not beer
My coffee is bad
without adding a tad

Please bring creamer for the refrigerator
and I will see you a bit later
Drive safely my dear
and don't hit a deer in the rear.

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Beata Agustin September 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.

Rusty Coker February 10, 2017 at 9:16 AM Sounds like some old fart that doesn't want to put his shoes on and go get his own creamer. Hints of a self centered, egotistical grey haired s.o.b Bob Beaman February 10, 2017 at 9:19 AM Thanks Rusty, since Walmart is 11 miles one way from the house and the wife was already in town with a shopping list and e-mail reminding her that we were out of creamer. It seemed the logical thing to do. Actually your comment is spot on.......