Cockeyed Susan CM
The man in the elevator smelled like cheese doodles
he gave off a pungent odor, I nearly lost my noodle!
Lifting his arm he scratched a Seborrheic greasy head
so I plugged my nose, but something began to spread
Beside him I felt like a Cockeyed Susan with wobbly legs
so I broke wind then cried, " OMG I think I ate rotten eggs!
Through watery eyes he solemnly replied, " its Ok !"
I'm nose-blind anyway, heh lady, parler vous francais?
Well I didn't speak French but I couldn't stand the stench
so in my best Russian accent I spoke deeply with a clench
He asked me "what floor?" just before I ran out the door
for I was about to puke, and I couldn't take it anymore !
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