Coast Guard At the Ready

This outlier locked up (snug as a bug in a rug) within the keystone state extremely remote from ground zero of Biblical deluge, he humbly didst rate the pride and prejudice (questionable sense and sensibility) of indiscriminate resultant landfall upon this oblate spheroid i.e. namely planet unfit ness Earth, where global affect sans billions of people answered call of the wild viz zit ting suitable companion mate which collective souls (entrapped within their own asylum) of late contributed to tipping point, where category 5 hurricanes frequently nada so great for folks chose to live along the path of this and subsequent Gaia's doomsday fate an object lesson scientists equate with considerable proof over population fall out, now yielding liquid Frankenstein golem – an atrocious, ferocious, malicious date thus now powerless at the figurative hands of nefarious, odious, pernicious, rapacious beastie boy we (meaning persons, who supposedly advanced progress of civilization) MUST confront global warming resultant what generations of *****Sapiens didst create asper this thesis, I DO NOT berate others who disagree – cuz, whom iz this bard butta varmint, for whom the tolling bell doth await.