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Clowning Around

An impotent circus clown called Billy
Tied balloons to the end of his willy
To his great surprise
His todger did rise
But his girlfriend just thought he looked silly!

03~01~17

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Jack Horne

March 5, 2017 at 5:27 PM

LMAO, had a good laugh at this one. Hilarious

Jan Allison

March 5, 2017 at 5:40 PM

I have to stay I am proud of this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 2, 2017 at 7:52 PM

hahaha. THIS IS one of your best, Jan. LOVE IT. SEVEN

Jan Allison

March 3, 2017 at 1:18 AM

I just can't get the beat right on the first line but overall I am pleased with the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft

March 2, 2017 at 4:54 PM

Very funny good humor x funny clown x

Jan Allison

March 2, 2017 at 4:56 PM

Thanks Wendy I loved your poem can still see those frilly skirts!:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

March 2, 2017 at 3:56 PM

Brilliant Jan, thanks for the laugh, great Limerick, :)

Jan Allison

March 2, 2017 at 4:01 PM

Thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

March 2, 2017 at 7:31 AM

Jan, thanks so much for the laugh :)

Jan Allison

March 2, 2017 at 7:40 AM

Thanks Agnes I'm glad I made you smile with my silly sense of humour:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White

March 2, 2017 at 7:27 AM

Oh JAN, I can see it happen :D Let's hope the balloon won't take him and his todger on a trip around the world in 80 days.....

Jan Allison

March 2, 2017 at 7:34 AM

ha ha ha that is a hilarious image!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ravi Sathasivam

March 2, 2017 at 1:11 AM

Funny but always a pleasure to read your limerick. Well penned. Thanks for sharing it.

Jan Allison

March 2, 2017 at 6:20 AM

Thanks Ravi:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

March 1, 2017 at 6:44 PM

It seems that Billy has solved a medical problem the question now is who is going to solve Billy's girlfriend problem? Very inventive and hilarious Limerick dear, Jan! I nominate you for the Nobel of Limericks! Haha! Hugs

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 6:52 PM

lol Demetrios as long as I can make people smile with my silly poems that is the best thing of all:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

March 1, 2017 at 5:28 PM

hilarious, jan! thank you for the grin!

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 5:39 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

March 1, 2017 at 2:28 PM

Oh poor impotent Billy :)Very funny Jan xxHaha

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 2:39 PM

Thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 1, 2017 at 12:42 PM

- :))) ... Jan always a pleasure to read your limerick, funny :) - Billy looking sad :( - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 12:43 PM

I had fun with this one Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

March 1, 2017 at 8:09 AM

Lol! Funny limerick Jan:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 11:52 AM

Thanks Alexis I'm glad I raised a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

March 1, 2017 at 6:25 AM

Lol... Through the phone book Billy did scour...Afraid of his new staying power....Oh such a sight...risen all night.... It's blue, been up more than four hours

Jan Allison

March 1, 2017 at 11:51 AM

That REALLY made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx