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An impotent circus clown called Billy Tied balloons to the end of his willy To his great surprise His todger did rise But his girlfriend just thought he looked silly! 03~01~17

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Jack Horne

Date: 3/5/2017 5:27:00 PM

LMAO, had a good laugh at this one. Hilarious

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2017 5:40:00 PM

I have to stay I am proud of this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/2/2017 7:52:00 PM

hahaha. THIS IS one of your best, Jan. LOVE IT. SEVEN

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 1:18:00 AM

I just can't get the beat right on the first line but overall I am pleased with the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft

Date: 3/2/2017 4:54:00 PM

Very funny good humor x funny clown x

Jan Allison
Date: 3/2/2017 4:56:00 PM

Thanks Wendy I loved your poem can still see those frilly skirts!:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 3/2/2017 3:56:00 PM

Brilliant Jan, thanks for the laugh, great Limerick, :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/2/2017 4:01:00 PM

Thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 3/2/2017 7:31:00 AM

Jan, thanks so much for the laugh :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/2/2017 7:40:00 AM

Thanks Agnes I'm glad I made you smile with my silly sense of humour:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 3/2/2017 7:27:00 AM

Oh JAN, I can see it happen :D Let's hope the balloon won't take him and his todger on a trip around the world in 80 days.....

Jan Allison
Date: 3/2/2017 7:34:00 AM

ha ha ha that is a hilarious image!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 3/2/2017 1:11:00 AM

Funny but always a pleasure to read your limerick. Well penned. Thanks for sharing it.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/2/2017 6:20:00 AM

Thanks Ravi:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 3/1/2017 6:44:00 PM

It seems that Billy has solved a medical problem the question now is who is going to solve Billy's girlfriend problem? Very inventive and hilarious Limerick dear, Jan! I nominate you for the Nobel of Limericks! Haha! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 6:52:00 PM

lol Demetrios as long as I can make people smile with my silly poems that is the best thing of all:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/1/2017 5:28:00 PM

hilarious, jan! thank you for the grin!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 5:39:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/1/2017 2:28:00 PM

Oh poor impotent Billy :)Very funny Jan xxHaha

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 2:39:00 PM

Thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/1/2017 12:42:00 PM

- :))) ... Jan always a pleasure to read your limerick, funny :) - Billy looking sad :( - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 12:43:00 PM

I had fun with this one Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/1/2017 8:09:00 AM

Lol! Funny limerick Jan:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 11:52:00 AM

Thanks Alexis I'm glad I raised a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/1/2017 6:25:00 AM

Lol... Through the phone book Billy did scour...Afraid of his new staying power....Oh such a sight...risen all night.... It's blue, been up more than four hours

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 11:51:00 AM

That REALLY made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/1/2017 6:22:00 AM

Oh I adore! My partner was a clown, I have to read him this ;) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2017 11:49:00 AM

LOL I hope he never needs balloons for a lift lol:-) hugs Jan xx