Clown Politics

How am I doing Well thanking you very much indeed For being kind enough to ask Because I am doing just fine In fact I can't tell a lie i am actually way far better than that bordering on great Because my business is downright booming at the minute To the point I have had to stop taking bookings as I am now fully booked up till Christmas And the reason why you may well ask well is due and down to this You see what I do for and earn my living as my proffesion and business is I am a fully qualified certified card carrying Clown So much some of the very best in the business which you may or may not have heard of Like for example Sideshow Bob and Ronald McDonald who actually based a lot of their own act and performance on material they stole off me But they have all but since gone to ground so now I am all but the last standing remaining Clown Due to the dwindling amount of work after COVID -19 rules etiquette and social distancing ensued The best excuse money can buy when all else other's used have failed thus far since the classic good old days of my dog eat my homework And left them without means to earn a steady income to support them in order to pay their bill's and lifestyle they had become accustomed to But hey at least this story has a happy ending and they didn't want and go without for very long Because blessed with the particular skillet they garnered and possessed They simply just went joined signed up and pledged allegiance to and became a fully fledged member of the Clown Union Because as everyone full well knows Clown's are the star's and reason why people choose go to the Circus in the 1st place And politics if nothing else is in all but name the greatest Circus on earth Only difference being although littered with clown's these one's have or feel no need To slap and adorn their face in makeup or wear a funny customized suit Because they are and their act and material on which it is based upon is in itself funnier than hell But whereas Circus clown's wear big shoe's for comical affect These here clown's wear big boot's in order so they can fill them up to brim of their stetson hat After the pockets of their shinny designer bespoken suits look like they have $100 handkerchief hanging out all of them