Close Action Camera Shot

Don’t always blame the little kids for being silly with their fun. I was up near Dargo once. You should have seen what one bloke done. He weren’t a kid by any means but he really was a flamin’ fool, as I watched him in an instant quickly learning one bush rule. He was wandering ‘round and taking photos of distant scenery, then I watched him photograph the ground, near a patch of greenery. At the time I didn’t know a tiger snake was basking in the sun. This bloke had photographed it and should have left when he was done. But no; he wasn’t happy. He had to go and find a stick to intimidate the tiger. You know some blokes are thick. I could see what he was doing now; he wants to take a snap of the snake in its striking pose. So he gave the snake a tap. He held the camera to his face and he’s about four feet away. The tiger’s having none of this. This bloke’s not far enough at bay. He was shaking like a leaf, needing a visit to the men's, but would have had a lovely shot - of the fang marks on his lens.