Climbed Mount Everest

Climbed Mount Everest Well my mate can't wait to celebrate Only worry about fate when we are late If a disaster it still does turn into We just might be among the very few. Maybe we have to go and then hide Before they start of the downhill slide And in private we both must confess We have ended in in one hell (heck) of a mess. Currently way were are now situated A little longer we should have waited Before all of our money had been spent And you decided to run for President. Personally, thought I would have forgotten To me whole deal seems very rotten Some cute Republicans trying to confess That I am responsible for all of this mess. So had an idea as usual that is bright Suppose I bug their phones every night When times trail off and are gloomier I could create an incredible rumor. When times are sad and also very bad Wouldn't each of you be terribly glad I only did one thing that was worst; Name is Hillary and climbed Mount Everest. PS. Some people say I had committed a crime; They said my poems took too much time. James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran