Clever the Exotic Cat

Over in the corner of Grandma McDuck’s Farm House Was the cutest little bunch of kittens, and a quite dead mouse. We ran over to look and squealed about the large cow. The carcass was removed, and those baby kittens began to meow. Wait until you see the cute exotic one, Grandma said. He is just darling with the prettiest bluest eyes in his head. He was jumping around a forklift, pulling a lever. I said “What did you name him? I was thinking of Clever.” “Clever it is,” Grandma McDuck quickly agreed, tickled. He was now chugging down some warm cider, duly pickled. I taught him to ski, swim, hike, and ride a bike without any paw. He was the cleverest prettiest kitten that I ever saw. Living up to his name, he played a clarinet in the band. He wore exotic clothing and traveled everywhere in the land. We see billboards telling about Clever when he comes close to town. He truly is the cleverest cat we have ever raised or found.