Cleaning the Frig'

Well I cleaned out my refrigerator today
The things I found there I'd rather not say
The cost of this stuff what did I pay
Now here I stand throwing it away

The milk turned sour way too soon
Thick enough now to use a spoon
I wonder if honey does really ruin
This is going to take me at least until noon

What is that all covered with fuzz
I can't even remember what it was
The colors there are really strange
To throw it out pronto I will arrange

Oh that's the ugliest color of green
That I believe I have ever seen
I doubt this bowl will ever come clean
The mold growing there looks down right mean

Next come the vegetables in their bin
I would never have believed the shape they're in
No prize at the fair could they now win
Get them out quickly I shall begin

Well here I stand this afternoon
With a sink full of dishes I must do soon
A new shopping list hangs on the wall
Because in my refrigerator remains no food at all

©Donna Jones
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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May 26, 2013 at 8:26 PM
Hi Donna, Congratulations with your Featured Poem of the week. Have yourself a beautiful Memorial Day, this Monday. God bless the ones who fought and keep on fighting. Always~ LINDA
Jones Avatar
May 28, 2013 at 6:43 PM
Yes......thanks PD
Anglesey Avatar
May 20, 2013 at 8:09 PM
Vivd imagery and crafty humor. Enjoyed the chuckle. My least favorite job is cleaning the frig'. Cute!
Jones Avatar
May 28, 2013 at 6:44 PM
Thanks Karen :-)
Mcconnell Avatar
May 20, 2013 at 9:42 AM
smashing write Donna, real so simple subject too, I usually do ours before we go on holidays but that to save electricity!, well have blessed day, Gordon
Jones Avatar
May 28, 2013 at 6:45 PM
Thanks so much Gordon...
Kendrick Avatar
May 4, 2013 at 5:06 PM
This is a great humorous one about what we face quite often..A no fun job but rewarding to see a clean refrigerator...Enjoyed reading so much..It has poured buckets here today but we have needed rain like this for a long time and our area is now catching up..I hope that your day has been good despite the dreary weather..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
Jones Avatar
May 28, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Thanks Sara...yes we have needed the rain too to fill up our lake...
Dietrich Avatar
April 12, 2013 at 8:13 PM
this is really great. glad I looked on your page two to find it. the title is fun too. You could call it a frigging frig!!! Luv ya, andrea
Jones Avatar
April 12, 2013 at 8:41 PM
Hey that's a really great name.....thanks for reading Andrea...Donna
Esquire Avatar
March 21, 2013 at 3:58 PM
Dear Donna,You write with so many versatile emotions,YOUR Humour is Superb. I wonder if "Old Mother Hubbard" had just finished cleaning her Fridge. As a retired Chef I.m going to Favourite this.Keep that Talented Pen Writing. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
Jones Avatar
March 21, 2013 at 5:16 PM
Well as a chef you should be ashamed...of me. I'm glad its actually a memory of cleaning my moms while I was still home....thanks for stopping by..Donna
Debole Avatar
January 29, 2013 at 7:19 PM
Hi Donna - Your poem is a delight to read! Funny stuff! I try to keep my refrigerator clean, but since buying and eating food is not an exact science, it seems like something always spoils no matter how hard I try! - Gail
Jones Avatar
January 29, 2013 at 8:43 PM
Yeah but as expensive as food is these days I've gotten much better! But I sure have to put my glasses on to read those very small expiration dates! Thanks for your kind remarks. Blessings
Ellison Avatar
January 26, 2013 at 7:34 PM
Big chuckle here! This is so true of most fridges! Stuff gets pushed to the back and forgotten and when you finally discover it, you need a gas mask to clean it out! LOL Loved this poet... love and big huggeroonies, Jack xox
Jones Avatar
January 27, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Yeah actually from thirty five years ago. Mom always put everything in empty empty butter bowls then made me clean frig when it got crazy. Never forgot how funny I thought she was.
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