Cleaning Out the Refrigerator

Where's my aspirin? My mother's at me again. The list on my refrigerator door is out dated. Yes, Ma I know wasting food is a sin. There's hairy, smelly, and ugly goo in My cold refrigerator bin. I could tell you what it was when It went in. Ugh! Gloves on. Time to begin. I know Ma. I gotta learn to do this chore Weekly through thick and thin. Open the tin? I don't think so. I am not getting this on my Skin. Much to my Ma's chagrin I just throw away the has been In The container it was in With my Ma around that's not gonna happen. Now I have to bleach and wash away the Bacterin.