cinderella and jack


Cinderella hatched a sneaky plan,
make a prince her one and only man,
to look sexy for the ball,
a fairy answered her call,
completed...her secret master plan.
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With her stepsisters so very beastie.
plain Cinderella needed to brake free,
she had to bag a sexy prince,
so she took every yard and inch,
her name now starts with an S, not a C.
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The giant said fee fi fo fum,
my nose can smell a stinky bum.
In dark, jack quietly hid,
but he squirted like a squid,
pants filled with the body's outcome.
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Young jacks mum called him such a weirdo,
when tossing the beans out the window,
in the sunny morning light,
she got a fright from the sight,
and then praised young jack as a hero.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Scragg Avatar
June 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Thank you for taking part in the contest. Honourable mention because the requirement was 1 limerick per story. Yours would have placed higher.
Jay Avatar
June 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
thank you for still including in your winners list even though my poems didn't meet the correct requirements [that was my mistake] I enjoyed writing for the contest
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