Matthew Herfurth Poet Free verse

Chunken funkel #28

I say Would you pat a tree the most eatable grey bark & winged seeds? Take some white road lines out for a chicken sandwich? Say hello to a tower called Affirmative? Let Mr I Can’t Draw So You Will All Have to Die go across zebra crossing? Slap Mr Extend a Glass With Her Fig-Smelling Breath for not paying her parking fines? Salute Mr Oh & Mrs Oh Isn’t for infidelities with a four-sided block of cut stone? Get a pale nerd bum? they say angrily you accusing us of not wanting to?? I snicker 

further on a hovering red wire panel believes squids playing game called In a Manner of Talking in Chinese Whilst Tossing a Whisk thermal conductivity fellows gals too angry should be on probation saying too many times Seeing That For Instance & Super Cold events extra crispy things used to show number of or extent in comparisons are dope addicts diamond-shaped pears fresh firm juicy flesh tastes like wind chimes scrambled eggs hiding from Miss Run You Over the centre brunch will continue her line dancing lessons on Monday after she deals with Mrs With Reference To’s sucking problem Mrs Half an Half freezes on the spot every time Mrs White Bread doesn’t look good enough a little bit of butter teaming up with Tuesday sweat called Susie Suspicious Come With Me’s & Mr Tell Me What You Really Think own one eighth moon lawn cuttings are teaching Mrs So You Can See Me the Fake Me how to remove corn from the cob In the Mood bathes dust from dusters a Little Lighter Than Now wants a big slice of northerly wind End Result wants tablespoon of pick your nose banana skins vegetable broth Low & Slow hooked on crackers Oh My Gosh can hold her breath for seventeen minutes mushroom dim in the head takes relish baths to impress What’s Up? in his pocket Now or Never has dinosaur rage a dose of streaker gumption Playbook Charisma will only let you borrow his non slip mate if you introduce him to Little Moisture King & Never-racking Ton Join in When You Feel Like coughs up seasoned smokers Time to Quit’s greatest fear blind spots Mrs Not Often Sniffle can lay long knee heavy sparkle fat camp leader owl-shaped Mr I’ll Join You Later the history of Thank You Out of Range likes to dunk himself in chick pea soup Win Win & Mr Add on have inky foreheads Just Toss It more of a stirrer than you might think red wire falls asleep see eye to eye

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