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Christmas Limericks

1 Santa rang our door bell on Christmas day, Puzzled! we stood did not know what to say, when we opened the big front door, he stumbled and fell to the floor, said he “Need to use your toilet, I pray!!” 2 Thief broke in and hid behind Christmas tree, Folks woke up but he hoped they would not see, Five year old saw from veranda, “Look! look” she cried “there’s our Santa”! “Thanks for the presents”! she said with a glee! 3 Skunk drunk, home late on Christmas was Kelly, Quiet! tiptoed upstairs to wife Elly, in to bed did he slowly crawl, hoping wife would not know at all, But soon yelled as rat-trap caught his willy! 1St Placement Written06/12/2020 sponsor Alexis Y Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest

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Date: 12/27/2020 6:46:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Krish, funny. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/27/2020 9:40:00 PM
Thanks Eve! Happy New Year to you!!
Date: 12/26/2020 5:12:00 PM
That fellow's willy gonna be alright?! lol. Great limericks, Krish. Congrats on your win in Alexis' contest. Season's best, Gershon
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/27/2020 12:23:00 AM
Ha, Ha Gerson it sore to new heights!!:)
Date: 12/26/2020 1:20:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! Love it Krish!!
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/26/2020 2:38:00 PM
Thanks Mark! Much appreciate your kind visit and words of support!:)
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/26/2020 2:38:00 PM
Thanks Mark! Much appreciate your kind visit and words of support!:)
Date: 12/26/2020 8:00:00 AM
Haha Krish. Each is a treat to read :)) Congratulations on the win! Linda
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/26/2020 9:23:00 AM
Thank you so much linda! delighted you like!! and season’s greetings to you!!:)
Date: 12/25/2020 4:15:00 AM
Lol! Irish, These are hilarious! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Happy Holidays;-) Alexis
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/25/2020 4:32:00 AM
Ah! Alexis! A good Xmas present from you!!! Thank you! God bless and a very happy Christmas!!
Date: 12/9/2020 6:02:00 PM
Good ones, Krish. The first and third one, especially, have me grinning. Humor and Happiness, Gershon
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/10/2020 3:34:00 AM
Thanks Gershon! laughter the best medicine! You do have a funny rib! humour is essential for survival!:)
Date: 12/6/2020 10:11:00 PM
These are fun, good luck in the contest. ;0)
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/6/2020 10:25:00 PM
Thanks Richard! Merry Christmas to you!:)
Date: 12/6/2020 6:51:00 PM
Cute limericks... many blessings
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Krish Radhakrishna
Date: 12/6/2020 10:24:00 PM
Thanks Regina! Blessing to you for your kindness!:)

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