Christmas Limericks
1
Santa rang our door bell on Christmas day,
Puzzled! we stood did not know what to say,
when we opened the big front door,
he stumbled and fell to the floor,
said he “Need to use your toilet, I pray!!”
2
Thief broke in and hid behind Christmas tree,
Folks woke up but he hoped they would not see,
Five year old saw from veranda,
“Look! look” she cried “there’s our Santa”!
“Thanks for the presents”! she said with a glee!
3
Skunk drunk, home late on Christmas was Kelly,
Quiet! tiptoed upstairs to wife Elly,
in to bed did he slowly crawl,
hoping wife would not know at all,
But soon yelled as rat-trap caught his willy!
1St Placement
Written06/12/2020
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Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Copyright © Krish Radhakrishna | Year Posted 2020
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