Krish Radhakrishna Poet Limerick

Christmas Limericks

1
Santa rang our door bell on Christmas day,
Puzzled! we stood did not know what to say,
when we opened the big front door,
he stumbled and fell to the floor,
said he “Need to use your toilet, I pray!!”

2
Thief broke in and hid behind Christmas tree,
Folks woke up but he hoped they would not see,
Five year old saw from veranda,
“Look! look” she cried “there’s our Santa”!
“Thanks for the presents”! she said with a glee!

3
Skunk drunk, home late on Christmas was Kelly,
Quiet! tiptoed upstairs to wife Elly,
in to bed did he slowly crawl,
hoping wife would not know at all,
But soon yelled as rat-trap caught his willy!

1St Placement
Written06/12/2020
sponsor Alexis Y
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest

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Eve Roper December 27, 2020 at 6:46 PM Congratulations on your win, Krish, funny. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve Krish Radhakrishna December 27, 2020 at 9:40 PM Thanks Eve! Happy New Year to you!!

Gershon Wolf December 26, 2020 at 5:12 PM That fellow's willy gonna be alright?! lol. Great limericks, Krish. Congrats on your win in Alexis' contest. Season's best, Gershon Krish Radhakrishna December 27, 2020 at 12:23 AM Ha, Ha Gerson it sore to new heights!!:)

Mark Koplin December 26, 2020 at 1:20 PM Congratulations on your win! Love it Krish!! Krish Radhakrishna December 26, 2020 at 2:38 PM Thanks Mark! Much appreciate your kind visit and words of support!:) Krish Radhakrishna December 26, 2020 at 2:38 PM Thanks Mark! Much appreciate your kind visit and words of support!:)

Linda Alice Fowler December 26, 2020 at 8:00 AM Haha Krish. Each is a treat to read :)) Congratulations on the win! Linda Krish Radhakrishna December 26, 2020 at 9:23 AM Thank you so much linda! delighted you like!! and season’s greetings to you!!:)

Alexis Y. December 25, 2020 at 4:15 AM Lol! Irish, These are hilarious! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Happy Holidays;-) Alexis Krish Radhakrishna December 25, 2020 at 4:32 AM Ah! Alexis! A good Xmas present from you!!! Thank you! God bless and a very happy Christmas!!

Gershon Wolf December 9, 2020 at 6:02 PM Good ones, Krish. The first and third one, especially, have me grinning. Humor and Happiness, Gershon Krish Radhakrishna December 10, 2020 at 3:34 AM Thanks Gershon! laughter the best medicine! You do have a funny rib! humour is essential for survival!:)

Richard Lamoureux December 6, 2020 at 10:11 PM These are fun, good luck in the contest. ;0) Krish Radhakrishna December 6, 2020 at 10:25 PM Thanks Richard! Merry Christmas to you!:)

Regina Mcintosh December 6, 2020 at 6:51 PM Cute limericks... many blessings Krish Radhakrishna December 6, 2020 at 10:24 PM Thanks Regina! Blessing to you for your kindness!:)