Christmas In the Dog House

Twas the night before Christmas, when peace and good will
Swept over a snow-covered land, bright and still.
Then, crash! In the kitchen a clatter was heard
Some scoundrel had stolen the Michaelmas bird!
A series of paw prints left no room for doubt
His dog bed lay empty -the verdict was out!
A trail of pork sausages strewn on the ground
Led up to a shed where the culprit was found.
And other accomplices so it would seem
Had followed the scent of his dastardly scheme-
Tails wagging like metronomes set at full speed
Tongues dripping, ears twitching, eyes brimming with greed,
A circle of canines, a dozen at least
Had gathered to sample this succulent feast.
In central position, the trophy in place
With regal composure, a smile on his face,
No hint of contrition, no whimper of shame
There sat our prize turkey and thieving Great Dane!
He learned a tough lesson that bleak Christmas Eve,
A four-legged friend is not meant to deceive.
And slinking home later, with nowhere to hide,
He spent a cold night in the dog-house outside!

26.11.19

The Night Before 2 Poetry Contest sponsored by Joseph May

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 12/15/2019 3:31:00 PM
this is FANTASTIC, Wendy. WEll metered and very funny. Congrats.
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Date: 12/15/2019 8:15:00 AM
Lol, Nicely done Wendy, Congrats on your win..
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Date: 12/14/2019 12:07:00 PM
A fun poem, Wendy. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 11/26/2019 8:42:00 AM
This is fantastic Wendy. Wow, I really liked this fun holiday story. Best wishes in the contest.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 11/26/2019 4:16:00 PM
I'm glad it engaged your interest, Chris. It's amazing where the imagination will take you isn't it!
Date: 11/26/2019 7:15:00 AM
Loved it Wendy, Christmas dinner without turkey is just not the same. No walks for at least a week lol. Tom Good luck.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 11/26/2019 4:15:00 PM
Thank you for 'stopping by', Tom. I had no idea where this one was going to lead- just followed the scent!
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