Christmas 2020

Santa forgot to wear his mask
He’s put his beard to the task
Not allowed to slide down the chute
He’s wondering now how to commute.
Little kids can’t sit on Santa’s Lap
He’s sending each one a snap
Stockings hung outside the door
All mismatched what an eyesore
Reindeer’s instructions to cover all noses with holly
They can’t find Rudolf’s shiny nose, they see their folly
The elves on the shelves are watching you
Kids wash your hands and wear your mask
Or Santa will say No, to what you ask.
Mrs. Claus has cut up her apron to make masks
Now baking her cookies, a hell of a task.

05.12.2020
Santa's Covid Christmas Humor.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Andresen Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 11:34 AM
- Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Carol :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Mitra Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 5:44 PM
Thanks dear Anne-Lise....you too have a Very Merry X'mas and a Super New Year...much love :)
Koplin Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 6:13 AM
Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend!
Mitra Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 5:41 PM
Thank you Mark and a Very Merry Christmas to you too.
Chamberlain Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 6:55 AM
Those elves on the shelves are a pain. :-) congratulations on your winning placement. Merry Christmas.
Devonshire Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 2:21 PM
A delightful image of the North Pole activities during a Covid Christmas, Carol. Congratulations on your win and have a very Merry Christmas! Hugs, Carolyn
Mitra Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 9:52 PM
Thank you Carolyn...you too have a Merry Christmas and an awesome New Year :)
Dietrich Avatar
December 6, 2020 at 6:28 PM
great humor, Carol!! Sure to please the contest sponsor.
Mitra Avatar
December 6, 2020 at 7:06 PM
Thanks dear Andrea :)
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