choose a fun way to die

I could die today by walking outside because of the wind chill factor. or die tomorrow if I accidentally stepped into the way of Mr. Jay’s tractor. I could die on Wednesday choking on a piece of pepper steak. If I did this too early, I would not get any of the German chocolate cake. I could die on Thursday if I froze to death by not being toasty warm. Friday could take me out if we were invaded by Mexican bee swarm. I could die on Saturday or Sunday, or I could even die tonight. I wish we could choose our dying way, it might take away some fright.