Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Chomping At the Bit

Quarter of six, ain't no one here cept a few lunatics
Me and a couple of scrumptious fillies really quite fit
Boobies mammoth size
Inviting slender thighs
Gotta stop, I'm trembling and chomping at the bit

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Silent One December 29, 2017 at 10:12 AM Jack's going to the market tomorrow, cuz he wants to show peeps his marrow. Wants to win some prizes, his is biggest of sizes. Just needs a truck to borrow! Silent One December 29, 2017 at 10:24 AM Oh dear... maybe grow a larger one... Jack Ellison December 29, 2017 at 10:20 AM Put myself on the block, only bid was a beef slaughter house! For obvious reasons I escaped and hide at gramma's house!!! Now you know my story!!!

Silent One December 29, 2017 at 9:56 AM hahaha... I think you need to go and have a cold shower... Silent One December 29, 2017 at 10:24 AM I'm good... how are you buddy.. Jack Ellison December 29, 2017 at 10:05 AM Rarin to go this morning... how are you dear friend???

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 29, 2017 at 8:45 AM I don't know heat to say Pops :) perky in their parkas? Jack Ellison December 29, 2017 at 8:50 AM Not exactly but depending om where they park their parkas!!! YEE HAW!!! xxx

Judith S December 29, 2017 at 8:01 AM Are these the cleaning ladies?? lol Jack Ellison December 29, 2017 at 8:28 AM No just a couple of neighbourhood floozies who drop by every morning!!! HAVE A BONANZA TODAY!!! Bunches of that lovey stuff... xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 29, 2017 at 7:24 AM Down midst the cactus us hicks//have been waking up at six//King Jack in his towers//has been up for hours//writing his humous schticks. CHAMP ON SIR JACKSON OF THE PITHY PEN!!! Jack Ellison December 29, 2017 at 7:59 AM WHATTA PITHY GUY AM I!!! A six o'clock riser full of poop and quagmire!!! DON'T GET TOO MUCH SUN MY FRIEND!!!