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Chomping At the Bit

Quarter of six, ain't no one here cept a few lunatics
Me and a couple of scrumptious fillies really quite fit
Boobies mammoth size
Inviting slender thighs
Gotta stop, I'm trembling and chomping at the bit

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Silent One Date: 12/29/2017 10:12:00 AM Jack's going to the market tomorrow, cuz he wants to show peeps his marrow. Wants to win some prizes, his is biggest of sizes. Just needs a truck to borrow! Login to Reply Silent One Date: 12/29/2017 10:24:00 AM Oh dear... maybe grow a larger one... Jack Ellison Date: 12/29/2017 10:20:00 AM Put myself on the block, only bid was a beef slaughter house! For obvious reasons I escaped and hide at gramma's house!!! Now you know my story!!!

Silent One Date: 12/29/2017 9:56:00 AM hahaha... I think you need to go and have a cold shower... Login to Reply Silent One Date: 12/29/2017 10:24:00 AM I'm good... how are you buddy.. Jack Ellison Date: 12/29/2017 10:05:00 AM Rarin to go this morning... how are you dear friend???

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/29/2017 8:45:00 AM I don't know heat to say Pops :) perky in their parkas? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/29/2017 8:50:00 AM Not exactly but depending om where they park their parkas!!! YEE HAW!!! xxx

Judith S Date: 12/29/2017 8:01:00 AM Are these the cleaning ladies?? lol Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/29/2017 8:28:00 AM No just a couple of neighbourhood floozies who drop by every morning!!! HAVE A BONANZA TODAY!!! Bunches of that lovey stuff... xxx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/29/2017 7:24:00 AM Down midst the cactus us hicks//have been waking up at six//King Jack in his towers//has been up for hours//writing his humous schticks. CHAMP ON SIR JACKSON OF THE PITHY PEN!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/29/2017 7:59:00 AM WHATTA PITHY GUY AM I!!! A six o'clock riser full of poop and quagmire!!! DON'T GET TOO MUCH SUN MY FRIEND!!!