China Is a Funny Place

In China people walk upside down without a ground If the world is flat, not saying that it is, that's just a rumor Gravity becomes a little tricky People must hang around down there for a living It must be one big ceiling down below Or inhabitants fall off the planet frequently That makes life simpler Green tea is purple on the other side We are told there is no other side sometimes No one said flat Earth is perfect It is a two sided coin or plate according to the logic Otherwise it would be silly or a mystery Even against the law...That would be wrong Only the wackadoodle news boys know for certain They are always on the top of things here on the surface Physics works well in some conditions If the world is flat, not saying that it is but it is tradition Gravity becomes a little tricky, a little fishy A planet looking like a porcelain dish Swimming in the cosmic distance without mistake Made in China printed on the bottom of the plate So it's official. It is a funny place.