China Is a Funny Place
In China people walk upside down without a ground
If the world is flat, not saying that it is, that's just a rumor
Gravity becomes a little tricky
People must hang around down there for a living
It must be one big ceiling down below
Or inhabitants fall off the planet frequently
That makes life simpler
Green tea is purple on the other side
We are told there is no other side sometimes
No one said flat Earth is perfect
It is a two sided coin or plate according to the logic
Otherwise it would be silly or a mystery
Even against the law...That would be wrong
Only the wackadoodle news boys know for certain
They are always on the top of things here on the surface
Physics works well in some conditions
If the world is flat, not saying that it is but it is tradition
Gravity becomes a little tricky, a little fishy
A planet looking like a porcelain dish
Swimming in the cosmic distance without mistake
Made in China printed on the bottom of the plate
So it's official. It is a funny place.
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