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Chicago School's Cool

I really like school In Chicago, it's cool Boot the computer Log into Zoom Then do whatever I want in my room No shoes on my feet as I think up a tweet If I'm oversexed I fire off racy texts Yes, Ma'am, homework's done It really was fun ~ Every answer's online It's easy to shine Time for lunch break A couple hours I'll take To hijack two cars And then hit the bars I really like school In Chicago it's cool

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/1/2021 3:00:00 PM

Good one! Hopefully these kids will get back 8n school!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/1/2021 8:00:00 PM

They'd be back if it weren't for the CTU, Chicago Teachers' Union. They are the villains of the 21st century, methinks... Along with Randi Whine-garden, as I call her. :)

Robert Pettit

Date: 4/1/2021 10:36:00 AM

If school in Chicago is really like this, then they must not have a problem with absenteeism. Entertaining write.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/1/2021 7:59:00 PM

Ha, ha! You'd be right if the kids knew how to log on and log into Zoom. Oy, such a city we got! ~ gw

L Milton Hankins

Date: 4/1/2021 9:23:00 AM

Gershon, you have really hit the nail on the head here! I'm sure this is true of many parts of the southside with the pitiful attempt at schooling through the screen. Hey, school is cool!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/1/2021 7:55:00 PM

South Side, West Side, and parts of the North Side in Chicago as well. ~ Carr Jack