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Chest Hairs

I talk to my chest hairs every day Hi there, you seem well endowed You're coming along quite nicely now There's four of you, you must be proud Not long ago, you were only two But as one thing leads to another Passions explode in your frail bodies And with hairy love you're smothered At first signs of life, you waved with joy As two tiny sprouts first appeared A loving impression of a hairy family My tears ran down to my beard A shining example of a loving community My beard started out like you guys But that was quite a long time ago Now a gathering of three hundred and five The true measure of your value to humans And the bliss your existence inspires Unknown to many, the reason you exist To absorb our sweat when we perspire © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 9/20/2020 9:05:00 PM
"And with hairy love you're smothered" Hilarious! Always so clever. A fantastic ode to hair. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2020 5:48:00 AM
LOL Happy you enjoyed my silliness my sweet! XOX
Date: 12/20/2012 10:38:00 PM
What a fun write. Chest hairs! Love it. Thank you for bringing me a smile this evening.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2020 7:06:00 AM
2012 and counting! LOL Missed this one... Thanks Jon!
Date: 12/20/2012 5:09:00 PM
HILARIOUS! Smoothly written with superb cadence and fine rhyming. I'm still on the floor laughing!! Best wishes, Keith
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2012 5:39:00 PM
Just having some fun! Glad it gave you a chuckle my friend... all the best for the coming holidays!
Date: 12/19/2012 2:08:00 PM
My Dad just shaved off the rest of his beard... Decimated by Chemo... But as it left we heard it say...'We'll be back!'... Like my Dad... It never gives up and never surrenders... LOL... They both have a powerful amount of determination... When they get going you either stand back or jump out of their way... Full steam ahead! Choo! Choo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2012 2:23:00 PM
My kind of guy! Go, go, go, Daddy-O! Love to you both, Jake the Snake
Date: 12/19/2012 8:03:00 AM
Ha jack I always laughed a t my husbands lack of chest hair, he has had the last laugh, he is like a gorilla now xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2012 8:05:00 AM
Did he use some hair growth product or was it just age!!! LOL
Date: 12/19/2012 7:02:00 AM
Funny one Jack, my chest as well is very sparse, great for swimming fast, no need to shave.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2012 8:06:00 AM
And you didn't drop in to say hello!!!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/19/2012 7:33:00 AM
I just got back from Ontario, I was just there to celebrate my sister's 50th birthday.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2012 7:18:00 AM
See, there ARE side benefits! LOL Cheers from the East!
Date: 12/19/2012 5:38:00 AM
Lol, are there a lot of them? We may call you, cave man, Jack. For some reasons I though cave man was very hairy :) Some considers it very sexy. Lol. See they have purpose.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2012 5:44:00 AM
No... there's just that one family of 4! The parents are greying now but I must say, they seem very happy and contented! Love Jack

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