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Cherries Are For the Pits

There once was a lady named Terry
Who's favourite fruit was a cherry
Till one day she bit
Down hard on a pit
Screamed bloody murder, this Terry!

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

March 8, 2015 at 10:32 AM

There once was a guy named Jack Elliott... Who's funny bone hasn't broken yet-iott... But Never fear... Grandpa Troll is here... Laughing and rolliing on the floor like an idiot... I know... I know... Don't Cry... Dragon was the one who wrote-iot... Hey Dragon I was writting that... not you... Well yes... It WAS funnier that way... Well OK YOU WIN! Silly Dragon-iot... Think he'll get that one? Naw! LOL

Carol Eastman

March 8, 2015 at 12:41 PM

Dragon had a brain freeze... and he made the mistake... Honest!

Carol Eastman

March 8, 2015 at 12:41 PM

Dragon had a brain freeze... and he made the mistake... Honest! I think I've been around Dragon too long... Giggle!

Jack Ellison

March 8, 2015 at 10:56 AM

Must correct you Miss Carol... it's Jack Elli(SON) but you're forgiven coz you're my most loyal friend! Hugs xxx

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 9:38 AM

Lol Jack - you are on a limerick roll today:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

March 7, 2015 at 10:15 AM

This one's written for dear Terry Reeves!!! HELP, I CAN'T STOP! xxx

Anna Hopper

March 7, 2015 at 8:53 AM

Delightful

Jack Ellison

March 7, 2015 at 9:21 AM

Thanks my dear Anna! xxx

Tim Smith

March 7, 2015 at 8:50 AM

One merry cherry limerick for Terry.

Jack Ellison

March 7, 2015 at 9:20 AM

As you cab see, Terry got big kick out of it! Mission accomplished! Thanks Tim!

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

March 7, 2015 at 8:24 AM

Terry loves Cherry/ Where does she tarry?/ She cracks nuts/Ifs and buts/ Loves Tom Dick Harry ( may be Jack also)/ Lovely Lim Jack. Love and respect)))))rajat

Jack Ellison

March 7, 2015 at 9:19 AM

Sure do appreciate my attempt at limericks... they're a fun write! Thanks Rajat