Cheating Behind One's Back(Can Get You Tied Up On the Track)
#This is only a fictional limerink#
Connie "went" behind my advancing Back
She went out with the girls and a little midnight snack
I found a gentleman's address,barely tucked away
My only surmise is that it was time for her to play
Newlyweds for just a little over a year
A tight sexy bod with a cute little rear
Always the maid but never the bride
When the rumour became true,
she found another boy to confide
Our daily e-mail is filled with the likes of Brad
A young Chippendale who's been driving her mad
Biceps and those hardbody abs
I heard that no one could see,not a pound of sagging flabs
He still has got Hair,flowing neatly from the scalp up there
My own follicles gone but Connie just couldn't care
She hardly ever came home early ever since
Lady Mrs.Wheeling,has found a much younger Prince
Stealing away,
a fellow's innocent heart
She wants it from a Babe
Instead of an aging old fart
20-somethings are easier to fool
Give them a Hot Mama
Constantly breaking the Golden Rule
And after "that" has been done
His wallet is gone
it's the end of His Frolicking Fun
It is easy to tease
and plunder his finances with careful Ease
I called the Firing Squad(My Sisters have no mercy)
To rip off her Skirt and then ..the Horny percy
Rita,Sue,and Big Laura,too
Grabbed Connie by her booty
And her Lover,you-know-who
Taking them down to the old Train station
I began to smile with devious anticipation
The 4:00 bullet will be arriving,it's a matter of fact
IF A WIFE (OR A SPOUSE)CHEATS BEHIND ONE'S BACK
THE END RESULT WILL GET ONE TIED UP ON THE TRACK!!
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