Cheap Skate

POCKETS TURN INSIDE OUT.LINT BALLS FALL RIGHT OUT...A NIGHT OUT WITH YOU IS WITH COUPONS AT MICKEY D'S. ASKING THE CLERK TO SUPER SIZE A TAKEOUT MEAL. CHEAP SKATE:THE FLOWERS I RECEIVE WERE FROM THE CEMETERY DOWN THE STREET.IT SLIP YOUR MIND TO TEAR AWAY THE NOTE THAT SAID "FAREWELL CAROL" HOW DEAR YOU STEAL FROM THE DEAD. CHEAP SKATE: YOUR CELL PHONE IS PREPAID, AND YOU HARDLY HAVE ANY MINUTES TO SPARE. IT'S HELLO,GOODBYE,SEE YA SOON. CHEAP SKATE: ALWAYS UP IN MY FACE. NEVER WANTING TO GO HOME.WEARING OUT WELCOME HAS TO END. CHEAP SKATE:I'M AFRAID TO TAKE YOU AROUND MY FAMILY. TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT. I'LL JUST MEET YOU AT THE MALL. SINCE YOU HAVE LIMITED MINUTES ON YOUR PREPAID CELL PHONE. CHEAP SKATE:I DON'T MIND PAYING SOMETIMES OR EVEN GOING DUTCH....BUT YOU'RE TOO CHEAP FOR ME. A MAN ALWAYS CRYING BROKE.PLESE! LEAVE ME ALONE. I TRIED TO BE PLESANT. THIS PROJECT IS TO BIG FOR ME.A MAN BEGGING FOR MONEY THIS CAN NOT BE.....I HAVE TO FEED YOU WITH A LONG HANDLE SPOON BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHEAP SKATE......