Chased By a Red Kangaroo

Chased by a two hundred pound kangaroo I hid inside an Alaskan igloo I concocted a wild witch’s brew And put together a tasty stew Someone yelled, “Here is a blue kangaroo!” I knew this was not an ample clue. Had someone fashion me a new hairdo. Styled by a beauty school shrew. Someone stuck their head in and yelled “Boo!” An odd orange creature from the nearest zoo. He was not painted the right hue. Not like the scary red kangaroo.