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A woman crying, was looking around. It appears that she lost one hundred pound, so I think it is fair that I show her I care - I gave her ten from the hundred I found.

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Date: 2/12/2020 4:43:00 AM
Very charitable. Kind wishes, Kai
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 8:34:00 PM
Hello Kai … and the woman probably thought he was a real nice bloke - thank you Kai - Lindsay
Date: 2/11/2020 12:11:00 PM
Oh so clever and witty! I've been smiling about it ever since I read it. I made my living as a writer of fund-raising materials, so I readily identified with it. Hugs, Paul
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Date: 2/18/2020 8:32:00 PM
Hello Paul … I'm glad you could see how this cunning character eased his conscience. Catch you soon Paul - Lindsay
Date: 1/31/2020 6:07:00 PM
Good one, Lindsay! Janice
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Date: 1/31/2020 6:43:00 PM
Pleased you enjoyed this limerick Janice - Lindsay
Date: 1/23/2020 2:59:00 PM
Ha ha clever one Lindsay. love phyl
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Date: 1/23/2020 4:27:00 PM
Hello Phyllis … you don't think I might have been too generous do you. Thank you Phyllis - Lindsay
Date: 1/15/2020 6:25:00 AM
That's a good one, cleverly penned.
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Date: 1/17/2020 4:58:00 PM
Hello M. L. … thank you M. L. Pleased you enjoyed this limerick - Lindsay
Date: 1/13/2020 6:01:00 PM
This is a great Limerick Lindsay! I also have ten I can spare. Lol. Thanks for the humor! : ) xxoo
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Date: 1/17/2020 4:56:00 PM
Hello Connie … pleased you enjoyed this limerick. All she needs now is another eight people to donate ten now and she'll be happy - thanks Connie - Lindsay
Date: 1/9/2020 8:20:00 PM
hahaha, this is outstanding!
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:46:00 PM
Hello Andrea … I'm pleased you saw the funny side of this, but humour is about someone else's misfortune I guess - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 1/9/2020 3:14:00 PM
Ha! I laughed out loud. Very funny my friend and definitely a FAV for me!......pat
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:44:00 PM
G'day PAT … it kind of feels like I'm starting to intrude on your territory PAT. You're wit is king - thanks PAT - Lindsay
Date: 1/9/2020 1:04:00 PM
Oooh, wickedly funny, Lindsay. A fave for me!
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:42:00 PM
Hello Carolyn … it's probably easy to imagine in this modern era. Honesty is not so much a priority these days. I'm pleased this piece of wit I wrote Carolyn - Lindsay
Date: 1/8/2020 9:04:00 PM
lol...i love a good limerick... though i never attempted to write one...i like the laughs they give... nicely penned :) thanks for the giggles!
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:29:00 PM
G'day Sandra … I didn't write limericks until about three years ago. I thought it would be so simple; how wrong I was, but I'm starting to get the hang of it now. It's a pleasure to give you a giggle or two Sandra - Lindsay
Date: 1/8/2020 3:20:00 PM
You are the epitome of generosity, my friend. I suggest a monthly gift. You'll feel better as you go inside. And she'll look at you in a new light. LOL. Thanks, Lindsay!
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:26:00 PM
Hello Gershon … I think you've explained quite well what the outcome should have been . Pleased you enjoyed this limerick Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 5:32:00 PM
funny!
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:19:00 PM
Pleased it tickled your fancy Timothy - catch you later - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 5:17:00 PM
Christians will love you for that 10% tithe!!!! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:17:00 PM
There you go Rico. Most Christians would have turned their heads away or perhaps offered a dollar - thank you Rico - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 4:14:00 PM
ha ha ha oh so funny Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:15:00 PM
Hello Jan … I'm pleased you can see the wit in this bit of silliness - or is it? Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 12:05:00 PM
Haha Lindsay you're too generous lol.
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:13:00 PM
G'day Tom … she's very, very lucky. Normally I would have gone straight to the pub - thank you Tom - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 11:58:00 AM
Great Limerick Lindsay - hope 2020 is a wonderful year for you and your family, blessings Lindsay, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:11:00 PM
And the very same to you also Jennifer. I'll be happier when these fires are under control. It has been a catastrophe - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 7:57:00 AM
Cute. ;0)
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:09:00 PM
Thanks for dropping in and reading this Richard - Lindsay
Date: 1/7/2020 7:40:00 AM
Good Limerick, Lindsay. Enjoyed the read. God bless you.
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Date: 1/10/2020 10:08:00 PM
Thank you Pratap . I'm pleased you enjoyed this attempt at humour - Lindsay