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Changing Rooms

She wants to go out shopping, to find that perfect dress, For the up and coming function, you know, the one she must impress. But sat outside her changing room which happens quite a lot, I’m staring at my feet like I’m waiting to be shot. So that got me thinking about the guys who must endure, This embarrassing dilemma as they gaze upon the floor, That it would be rather splendid if the shop would just provide A fifty inch tv screen with some beer upon the side. I can imagine the astonishment, on match day, as we shout, ‘Are we going shopping love?’ and she asks ‘what’s this about?’ ‘Well the run up to the game means I have to get my spot, So the guys are buying dresses or hadn’t you forgot?’

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Date: 11/10/2019 1:44:00 PM
Ha, ha. This is great fun! What a great idea for a 'Sports Fashion Bar.' Love it, Ron! Cheers, Gershon
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Date: 11/7/2019 7:43:00 PM
lol... this is funny...i love shopping but always preferred shopping alone...no one to make me feel rushed...but to see the poor men there just waiting, pacing, i feel for them... this was a delight to read :)
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Ronald D Thompson
Date: 11/8/2019 3:58:00 AM
Thank you Sandra. Agree - as a bloke you really don’t know where to put yourself when you are waiting outside the changing rooms. Appreciate the comment...Ron x
Date: 11/7/2019 8:52:00 AM
Hilariously done!
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Ronald D Thompson
Date: 11/7/2019 9:50:00 AM
Thank you kindly. Best wishes..Ron x
Date: 11/7/2019 7:20:00 AM
This was fun and I know exactly what you mean. Really nicely done my friend. You have captured this moment well and offered a fantastic solution in the process.
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Ronald D Thompson
Date: 11/7/2019 9:52:00 AM
I need to get a campaign going to make this obligatory! Thanks for the comment Chris. Hope you are well my friend!! Best...Ron:)