Change My Past

If I could change my past, I'd change the date
I wouldn't have been born in thirty eight

I would move that date back a hundred years
And be in Texas with all of my peers

I'd still know then what I have come to know
And I'd stay way clear of the Alamo

I'd work as a cowboy and save my pay
They didn't know 'bout oil back in the day

I'd use my savings to buy min'ral rights
Keep 'em under my pillow those dark nights

Then when they have figured out what they got
I'll show my pillow for the whole dang pot -

Then when I'm rich I'll think of Mary Lou
Who dumped me for "someone better than you!"

With the change of a hundred years or so
I'll find her great grandmother who's named Flo

And then I will court her for all it's worth
My old Mary Lou may not come to birth

To change my past, I say it with a twinge
Looks like I'd go for money and revenge



July 23, 2016
For contest If I could Change My Past

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 7/29/2016 3:59:00 PM
Congratulations Larry on the placement of the contest
Login to Reply
Bradfield Avatar
Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/29/2016 9:45:00 PM
Thank you..lots of fun!...Larry
Date: 7/25/2016 1:31:00 AM
Good one Larry:) goodluck
Login to Reply
Bradfield Avatar
Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/25/2016 10:27:00 AM
Thank you kindly!...Larry
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter