Cave Quid Optes

Aye did not heed the maxim be careful what you wish for, cuz now adversity not abate perhaps helpful for thee reader if this bard **** did apprise present woe by turning time machine backdate asper how the fickle finger of thine existence didst create, a more agonizing situation discerning scythe leant presaging grim reaper date now welcomed with opened arms to extricate fools paradise by twist, and shout of cruel fate e'en locked up in a damp, dank, and dark dungeon more grate full, than full blown wraith zing hate now lemme summarize woe of this ingrate where reprieve of death, would be to good for me to jubilate perhaps immolation, thence at the stake burnt offerings presented to the "FAKE" trumpeting khanate hence complete annihilation the only way to liberate a guilty conscious weighted down by Sisyphean sized mill stones now whit tis time mate to acknowledge, and try to numerate whereat one issue found me reneging and being obdurate on reimbursing me youngest daughter, who could not pontificate why she needed to fork over monies in relation to overpayment re guarding social security, essentially incumbent on me on me eek quate ting to a sizable tidy sum, finding yours truly i rate yet refund check she sent over a year ago, and spate of anger (born by eldest lass) unforgivable egregious stonewalling do to procrastination trait this papa (rightfully my responsibility) objects to bearing brunt of arithmetical error plus my own meager very limited fiduciary reserves induces anxiety to undulate thus becoming fancy free and foot loose bachelor appears as emotionally cannibalistic (ready to jump off a bridge) to shuck off this unbearable weight.