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Caution Too Dirty For Some

The taxidermist was shocked to his teeth. Called to home of sassy widow of Keith. “Need to stuff him good. Make him straight as he stood. When I go, carefully place me beneath.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 9/6/2021 3:24:00 AM
Loved it, very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/7/2021 3:13:00 AM
I know it is horrible, but....
Date: 9/5/2021 4:26:00 PM
puts me in mind of the taxidermist asked to do two monkeys. He asked "do you want them mounted". the reply "no, shaking hands will be fine."
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/7/2021 3:13:00 AM
Oh John! Wonderful comment!
Date: 9/5/2021 3:10:00 PM
Oh, fantastic. Funny, funny! I really enjoyed this one, Caren.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/7/2021 3:14:00 AM
Thank you Hank. The second I had the idea I knew what I had to title it.
Date: 9/5/2021 2:53:00 PM
ha ha ha fun one Caren:-) hugs jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/7/2021 3:14:00 AM
Thank you Jan. Glad you enjoyed it.

Book: Shattered Sighs