Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

Caution Too Dirty For Some

The taxidermist was shocked to his teeth.
Called to home of sassy widow of Keith.
“Need to stuff him good.
Make him straight as he stood.
When I go, carefully place me beneath.”

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Judith Kerttula September 6, 2021 at 3:24 AM Loved it, very funny!! Thanks for the laugh! Caren Krutsinger September 7, 2021 at 3:13 AM I know it is horrible, but....

John Lawless September 5, 2021 at 4:26 PM puts me in mind of the taxidermist asked to do two monkeys. He asked "do you want them mounted". the reply "no, shaking hands will be fine." Caren Krutsinger September 7, 2021 at 3:13 AM Oh John! Wonderful comment!

L Milton Hankins September 5, 2021 at 3:10 PM Oh, fantastic. Funny, funny! I really enjoyed this one, Caren. Caren Krutsinger September 7, 2021 at 3:14 AM Thank you Hank. The second I had the idea I knew what I had to title it.

Jan Allison September 5, 2021 at 2:53 PM ha ha ha fun one Caren:-) hugs jan xx Caren Krutsinger September 7, 2021 at 3:14 AM Thank you Jan. Glad you enjoyed it.