Caught In His Familiar Web

Clyde went to London to get the best hat. His note to his wife was swept under a mat. He was missing for a week, but not a day more. He came home by train, arrived a quarter ‘til four. Behatted by the best of them Clyde was astonished when Old Jim Told him “beheaded” is what he’d heard. His funeral was held on the twenty-third. Attended by his wife and four exes. Some were mad and gave him hexes. Child support was now a debt of the past. Clyde ‘got out of town in a plane, high class. He bought a ranch, a home, horse, and cow. Spending money would be much easier now. Met a lovely lady named Fertile Gwen Making child support payments once again.