Old Timer Rhymer Poet Monorhyme

Catty Ladies

Our dear friend Alana saves any soggy stray moggy that comes her way…is every cat lady scatty & batty?

Does every cat lady really reek of wee..of course
Kitty does administer & wreak eau de toilette spores
Sinister sh**ty spinster smell does leak from her pores
Stench of wench not a sauce you’d seek from Knorrs

Loves felines sweet sherry wines and Inspector Morse
What’s going on with the long face you look like a horse
Nerdy sort who likes to sport big sturdy old dear drawers

Not crabby sofas shabby torn by flabby tabby she adores
Visitors bitter cat missed litter & pooed on carpeted floors
Mates have a woosie why can’t you see the pussy’s flaws
You are literally taking the pee…effect & also the cause
Batty shrill & coarse says up yours till her voice is hoarse 

So scatty to ignore hidden catty unwritten forbidden laws
Don’t ever have a monster with claws in their paws indoors!

Not fretting but letting a little lion roam in your home is like other stuff that sticks in our craws;

The Coors
Household chores
In-laws
Drinking Coors
Dodgy podgy senors
Golfing plus fours
Cruise ship trip bores
Stuck in revolving doors
Awoken by drunken snores
Paul McCartney encores
Dastardly cold sores
Red neck Boers
Fatties sat on see-saws

Would rather have a mouse than a cat in my house it’s nearly as dastardly as;

Brawn of Minotaurs or Dinosaurs
Earn your corn Dubai tax free tours 
Flesh torn by horn of boars
Don’t warn all a pawn Musk gnaws 
Dusk caused by neon Elon who all of us abhors  
Covid's deadly spawn of spores
Not to mourn over Myra’s moors
Sworn enemies deplores hardcore refugees on boats with oars
Society shorn by avaricious pernicious notoriety of AI whores
BUT Not the well worn scorn for Trump’s endless pointless wars

To become more natty more chatty and less catty then join the cause;

Petit fours
Diana Dors
Petrichor after downpours
Cocktails with straws
Jaws full of giggles & guffaws
Sea lapped foreshores
Yore of lore folklores
Wild ocean roars
Contours as murmuration soars
Menu du jours
Narnian centaurs
Libraries & bookstores
Marvellous mentors
Generous top shelf swanky pours
Delightful insightful detours
Whispering susurration explores
Sweet treats in secret drawers
Hank panky outdoors
Any dramatic theatric comedic pause
Oh & the catnip fillip of audience applause (cue)

So no longer smitten on cats but ridden new dawn bidden don’t forget hidden unwritten laws
Never clever to ever allow a monster to severe whenever with claws in their paws indoors!

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