Cat sitting

I came to sit for a lovely home
A week of quiet, time alone
When I arrived, all seemed well
A tidy home, as I could tell

Excitement flowing through my veins
I turned the knob and took the reins 
But what I found, to my surprise 
Ten furry tails and twenty eyes

Trash was strode about the room
Nowhere in sight, was there a broom
2 black cats stared me down
Bowls lie empty on the ground

A Siamese, untied my lace
I met the floor with little grace
Two orange Toms were mocking me
Then a third, if you’ll believe

A tabby wove between my feet
This one, it seemed, rather sweet
A hiss rung out somewhere behind
All claws and teeth, twas eight and nine

The next one, big, but face unclear
While swinging on the chandelier 
Unsteady claws flew about my head
“Get down right now!  Get down!”, I said

I balled my fist to make him weary
Only then I saw him way more clearly
His golden eyes bore right through me
With sharpened teeth, primed to chew me

My fumbling fingers, found the switch
And lit the room, without a hitch
I must admit, when there was light
My eyes clinched shut and wished for night

As the week came to a close
I felt a tickle attack my nose
A bit choked up, to say farewell 
Yet downright glad to exit Hell
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December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had to laugh when reading this, Anna, but at the same did feel sorry for you! I only have one cat and he's quiet and adorable; my neighbor collects strays and it's bedlam sometimes :) # Best regards // paul
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