Cash Out

I once had a pile of money
so I bought me a new honey
she is so wickedly bad
spent every pound that I had
and laughs like its something funny

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Date: 12/31/2018 4:33:00 PM
Lol! Tim, I really enjoyed your funny limerick. They should have did something else with their money! Ccongratulations on a well deserved win. Happy New Year's to you and your loved ones:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/31/2018 3:21:00 PM
Where is she? I have some pounds to give her. LOL Great limerick, Timothy. Some of the competition in the contest was incredible. Congratulations on your win in my contest. Have a wonderful New Year! Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 12/28/2018 5:44:00 PM
G'day Timothy … I suppose she's no different to Christmas - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
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Date: 12/28/2018 6:06:00 AM
Isn't that always the way. LOL
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 12/28/2018 4:38:00 PM
One way or the other!
Date: 12/27/2018 11:06:00 PM
Giggles
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 12/28/2018 12:38:00 AM
Thank you Maureen
Date: 12/27/2018 11:03:00 PM
Oh this is funny because of the blatant truth of it!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 12/28/2018 12:37:00 AM
you are right Caren
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