Cash Out

I once had a pile of money
so I bought me a new honey
she is so wickedly bad
spent every pound that I had
and laughs like its something funny

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December 31, 2018 at 4:33 PM
Lol! Tim, I really enjoyed your funny limerick. They should have did something else with their money! Ccongratulations on a well deserved win. Happy New Year's to you and your loved ones:-) Alexis
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December 31, 2018 at 3:21 PM
Where is she? I have some pounds to give her. LOL Great limerick, Timothy. Some of the competition in the contest was incredible. Congratulations on your win in my contest. Have a wonderful New Year! Best wishes, Carolyn
Laurie Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 5:44 PM
G'day Timothy … I suppose she's no different to Christmas - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
Gauthier Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 6:06 AM
Isn't that always the way. LOL
Mcguire Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 4:38 PM
One way or the other!
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December 27, 2018 at 11:06 PM
Giggles
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December 28, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Thank you Maureen
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December 27, 2018 at 11:03 PM
Oh this is funny because of the blatant truth of it!
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December 28, 2018 at 12:37 AM
you are right Caren
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