Career karma for Keir Starmer


Cheer there is such a thing as political karma

Sneer as your career fell off a pier Keir Starmer

No panacea clear nadir we jeer at sheer drama

Come forth King of the North such a charmer

Life so rife with strife & won’t make it calmer

But better go getter trend setter & vote farmer

Coup not out of the blue...Andy the embalmer

Outwitting Keir who’s been spitting like a llama

Might not become a peer or knight in armour

Rejection then ejection he’s an election harmer

A phony baloney Tony crony no Barack Obama

More banal bananarama than BBC's panorama

Out of date mate like melon & ham from Parma

Chance of return from exile same as Dalai Lama

Lost to a show pony time for a holiday in Palma
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