Car Trouble

My front end needs alignment and my rear end sags a lot My vinyl seats get cold in fall; in summer they're too hot Beneath the seats; old french fries, pennies, napkins, Laura Scudders My fuel intake is kind of rough, sometimes it coughs and sputters My lights are growing dimmer and my gas tank's sprung a leak My steering wheel's bent out of shape; my windshield wipers squeek My engine's losing power and my tires have lost their tread My spark plugs all have lost their fire, my radio's gone dead. My axle's looking fractured, and my frame is rusting through My paint job's getting faded and my brakes are fading too My oil is getting grungy, my speedometer flat-lined My A/C blows warm air and my transmission tends to grind This car of which I speak is ME (in case you didn't know) It's running rough, but still it gets me where I need to go These classic wheels still get around - they just move r e a l l y s l o w! written 31 Oct 2021