Captain Harvey the King of School

Captain Harvey the King of School Captain Harvey still goes to school He doesn’t like it, but he is no fool He goes each and every day Because he knows he will learn that way. What the teachers don’t seem to know That Captain Harvey needn’t go Because Captain Harvey is the King of School He just uses it as a necessary tool He knows that sometimes it’s not really cool If others think you are a fool He doesn’t wear his underpants on the top of his clothes Nobody can see them there so everybody knows Like other Captains he’s read about who wear them on the top He wears them where they should be when he bought them from the shop. Captain Harvey runs real fast None can catch him, he is a blast He pretends to fail some of the time But everyone knows that’s not a crime Harvey the Captain, the King of school Has a little brother and he’s kind not cruel Captain Harvey is paving the way For when brother Max starts school one day Captain Harvey and his brother They will be a good strong team The King will have a partner; they will be the real cream The boy Max will need a title that won’t make the others wince It will be Harvey the King of School and introducing his little prince. Written for my G nephews Harvey and Max to encourage Harvey who hates school .