Camilla Parker-Bowles

Camilla Parker-Bowles
was Charles' mistress, as everyone knows,
they called her a tart and an ugly old cow,
but now she's the queen they all curtsy and bow.

LOL, posted too late for Tania's clerihew contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Kendrick Avatar
May 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Amazing how prestige, money, and rank make a difference. Sara K.
Allison Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
ha ha ha great one Jack. Ive got to say i have warmed to her over recent years. Such a shame Charles couldnt marry her in the first place! hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Bummer, Jack. It's a good one and I still think she's an old cow.
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