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Calling Card

 A statue got tired of birds
 Leaving their calling card, turds!
 So he said this is it
 I am tired of this s**t
 and those were his very last words

 9-29-2024

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Jan Allison

October 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOVE it! hugs jan xx

Ink Empress

October 1, 2024 at 11:12 AM

Dear joseph, what a unique limerick, made me smile and think, and feel for the statue too, brilliant rhymes too throughout! You do so many different types and forms of poems in such an engaging manner, pleasure reading always your work, sending you light always

Sara Kendrick

October 1, 2024 at 10:13 AM

Well, I agree that could be horrible if many birds were using the area as a roosting site. Good one. Sara K

Kim Rodrigues

September 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM

Before he got bombarded…lol

Lin Lane

September 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM

Death by poop affixation! Hilarious Limmie, Joseph.

Hilda Greenhough

September 30, 2024 at 1:07 PM

This is an excellent limerick. The bird dirt does mar the statues, but I know that Philadelphia has a statue cleaner who drives around in a truck and cleans statue all day. I guess it is coexistence with the birds.

Jennifer Proxenos

September 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM

Oh wow , this is so clever and it it is so true, they perch on statues - i have had a poo drop on my head once, I walked into the nearest hairdresser which was actually A barber, but they washed my hair in any case! Well penned my friend, Blessings, Jennifer.